The State of Children of the World is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.935 billion Children of the Worldians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The very strong Children of the Worldian economy, worth 809 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 58,091 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 168,237 per year while the poor average 15,895, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark, and Children of the World has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Children of the World's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Children of the World is ranked 266,816^th in the world and 651^st in 0000 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.